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PLAYCOWS COUPLE OF THE MONTH

LOIS LOIN CHOP & ESMOORELDA

These two little darlings have been clanging their cow bells around the Adelaide Hills in South Australia for quite some time now.

"After a hot days grazing we like nothing more than to take off our bells and frolic in our birthday suits in Farmer Luke's dam" says Lois.

"Lois will often climb an overhanging tree and bomb me from the highest branch but its all in good fun, Farmer Luke sometimes comes out to tell us to be quiet but we just giggle like two little school calves." replies Esmoorelda

Lois admits "We enjoy our company very much and plan to open our own Cafe style haystack someday, we're sick of working for Farmer Luke, the chickens don't like him either, he smells of cheap aftershave and we suspect he looks at us as though we were a couple of Beef Wellington's with ample gravy.

 

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