PLAYCOW'S TOTALLY AMAZING FACT FILE 1
FACT OF THE MONTH
According to the national motor registration bureau, 2 out of every 6 cows drive automobiles without having a legitimate license. The figure drops to 1 out of six for cows flying commercial airline jets and the military has never recorded any incidents where cows have been removed from combat duty because of illegitimate licenses, although it was rumoured that a cow was grounded from flight duties during the Gulf war for bombing the Bagdad McDonalds with 2 tonnes of premium liquid cow manure.
"Alas poor T-bone, I chewed him well."
Marlon Brando on finishing a side of beef before the proper Cow authorities carted him off to be charged with cowacide and other indecent acts towards cow kind
HOT DIGGITY DOG
According to the CIA (Cow Intelligence Agency- they're the cows with the dark sunglasses and overcoats ), percentage of cow meat product in hotdogs : less than 1%, its still unknown what actually is put into hotdogs and is best not thought about, An agency that didn't want to be indentified put it down as the stuff that collects under finger nails.
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