PLAYCOW'S MUSIC REVIEW

This months review is on the new British group
SPICE COWS

This new group consists of 5 young cows

Milky Spice
Steaky Spice
Hay Spice
Manure Spice
Udder Spice

These sexy young calves have broken out in the English pop scene with amazing speed and now have set their grazing fields world wide.

Milky Spice the senior of the five says
"We just wanted to get out of the milking sheds and spread the good cow word". " Many think were popular just because of our good cow looks but we can make cream and other dairy products to.". "We also want to set good role models for todays calves".

Wannabeamilker

[ extract from the song ]

Moo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna graze the acres.

If you want my milk, forget my steaks,
If you wanna milk my udders better not take a break,
Now don't go wasting my precious cow juice,
Get your act together I,m not a stupid moose

If you wanna be my milker, you gotta get with farmer Brown,
Make it last forever, when he does the rounds,
If you wanna be my milker, you have got to pull,
Machines are too easy, but that's no bull.

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