PLAYCOW OF THE MONTH
NAME: Jenny McCowthy
UDDER: 159D, 3.5 LITRES A DAY
HEIGHT: Farmer Brown's chest
WEIGHT: 590 lbs.
BIRTH DATE: 03-03-92
BIRTHPLACE: Farmer Brown's Barnyard,
AMBITIONS: Short term, I may
endeavour to eat some hay or grass
; long term, I hope to moo a bit, lick some saltblock and find a suitable bull.
TURN-ONS: long strolls in the paddock,
fresh green grass,the ability to charge
Farmer brown and Rusty his cattle dog and
ridding around on the tractor when Farmer Brown is out.
TURN-OFFS: Sizzler,Quarter Pounders,
Fluke Worms, Cattle trucks,Slaughter houses and worst of all Cow tippers.
QUALITY MOST VALUED IN OTHERS: The Ability to produce full cream dairy milk.
NECESSITIES OF A STRONG RELATIONSHIP: Solid ground in spring, no red flags and staying away from the artificial insemination guy ( the human with the long rubber gloves)
MOST IMPACTING STATEMENT:
"GRAVY IS THE DEVILS TOOL"
MOST EXHILARATING EXPERIENCE:
I once stole the cattle truck that was going to take me and the herd to the slaughter house with my best friend T-bone. We took out a packed Sizzler ( Ha Ha Ha ), T-bone also mooned a leather goods store.
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