PLAYCOW'S TOTALLY AMAZING FACTS FILE
FACT OF THE MONTH A cow thief or chop shop can rack up $5,000 by stripping a $600 cow and selling the parts (60 percent of all stolen cows are stripped or used in another crime). see Cow Humour for further explanation
COWNTERFEIT THEATER In a study of 97 episodes of "Bovine Hills 90210", "Moolrose Place" and "Cows of Our Lives", percentage of TV bovine actors who entered a Butcher and survived: 87. Percentage of bovines who survive in real life: 0.
MACRO MANSION Number of square feet in the dream farm shed being constructed for Bull Gates (Moocrosoft): 35,000. Approximate cost per square foot of Bull Gates' one corral guest shed: $412. Typical cost per square foot of a top-of-the-line custom shed: $120.
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