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PLAYCOW'S TOTALLY AMAZING FACTS FILE
FACT OF THE MONTH 
A cow thief or chop shop can rack up $5,000 by stripping a
$600 cow and selling the parts (60 percent of all stolen cows
are stripped or used in another crime).
     see Cow Humour for further explanation
COWNTERFEIT THEATER 
In a study of 97 episodes of "Bovine Hills 90210",
"Moolrose Place" and "Cows of Our Lives", percentage of TV
bovine actors who entered a Butcher and survived: 87.
Percentage of bovines  who survive in real life: 0.
MACRO MANSION 
Number of square feet in the dream farm shed being constructed
for Bull Gates (Moocrosoft): 35,000. Approximate cost per square
foot of Bull Gates' one corral guest shed: $412. Typical cost per
square foot of a top-of-the-line custom shed: $120.

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