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   Missing Cow in Space Travel Tragedy
(Reuters - Euro 6/6/97)

In a missing cow incident, Authorities are worried for the safety of a yet unamed bovine.

Yesterday a missing cow report was filed at a local police station by a Cat and a Fiddle. The report stated that the bovine went missing after an aborted attempt to jump over the moon.

Police are examining what could well be fowl play and are hoping to talk to the Dish that ran away with a spoon in what was believed to be a bizarre love triangle gone wrong.

What is still unexplained is what is the connection with the notorious Mother Goose and How does a cow have an affair with eating implements ?.

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