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PLAYCOW OF THE MONTH

NAME: Pamoola Anderson

UDDER: 179DD, 9.6 LITRES A DAY

WAIST: 142

HIPS: 167

HEIGHT: Farmer Bob's overalls pocket

WEIGHT: 695 lbs.

BIRTH DATE: 22-03-89

BIRTHPLACE: Mick's Vet Surgery and 24 hour Roadhouse Diner, Oklamhoma

AMBITIONS: One day I hope to marry a rock star with lots of Brands and star in a crappy show about cows with silicon enhanced udders on a beach, I think it'll be called "Hay Watch"

TURN-ONS: Any bull that will have my name Branded on his naughty bits with a red hot branding iron is a real turn on.

TURN-OFFS: "BARBED WIRE" fences, whoopy cushions, cold probing Farmer hands and cow pat fights.

QUALITY MOST VALUED IN OTHERS: Being able to digest hay in four different stomaches.

NECESSITIES OF A STRONG RELATIONSHIP: Being able to swing over 600 lbs of cow on a rope swing over a piano

MOST IMPACTING STATEMENT:
"If its not on its NOT on" - on milkers wearing rubber gloves to milk cows.

MOST EXHILARATING EXPERIENCE:

Doing this extremely arty photo spread for Playcow and getting my udder pierced with 5 cattle tags.

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