PLAYCOW'S TOTALLY AMAZING FACT FILE 1
FACT OF THE MONTH
According to the national motor registration bureau, 2 out of
every 6 cows drive automobiles without having a legitimate
license. The figure drops to 1 out of six for cows flying
commercial airline jets and the military has never recorded any
incidents where cows have been removed from combat duty because
of illegitimate licenses, although it was rumoured that a cow was
grounded from flight duties during the Gulf war for bombing the
Bagdad McDonalds with 2 tonnes of premium liquid cow manure.
QUOTE
"Alas poor T-bone, I chewed him well."
Marlon Brando on finishing a side of beef before the proper Cow
authorities carted him off to be charged with cowacide and other
indecent acts towards cow kind
HOT DIGGITY DOG
According to the CIA (Cow Intelligence Agency- they're the cows
with the dark sunglasses and overcoats ), percentage of cow meat
product in hotdogs : less than 1%, its still unknown what
actually is put into hotdogs and is best not thought about, An
agency that didn't want to be indentified put it down as the
stuff that collects under finger nails.
