PLAYCOW OF THE MONTH
NAME: Pamoola Anderson
UDDER: 179DD, 9.6 LITRES A DAY
WAIST: 142
HIPS: 167
HEIGHT: Farmer Bob's overalls pocket
WEIGHT: 695 lbs.
BIRTH DATE: 22-03-89
BIRTHPLACE: Mick's Vet Surgery and 24 hour Roadhouse Diner, Oklamhoma
AMBITIONS: One day I hope to marry a rock star with lots of Brands and star in a crappy show about cows with silicon enhanced udders on a beach, I think it'll be called "Hay Watch"
TURN-ONS: Any bull that will have my name Branded on his naughty bits with a red hot branding iron is a real turn on.
TURN-OFFS: "BARBED WIRE" fences, whoopy cushions, cold probing Farmer hands and cow pat fights.
QUALITY MOST VALUED IN OTHERS: Being able to digest hay in four different stomaches.
NECESSITIES OF A STRONG RELATIONSHIP: Being able to swing over 600 lbs of cow on a rope swing over a piano
MOST IMPACTING STATEMENT:
"If its not on its NOT on" - on milkers wearing rubber gloves to milk cows.
MOST EXHILARATING EXPERIENCE:
Doing this extremely arty photo spread for Playcow and getting my udder pierced with 5 cattle tags.
